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I accidentally a blog

I sure didn't create this because I'm starved for attention and human contact, no sirree
Apr 16 '14


When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once



Apr 16 '14

How many followers would I lose if I posted a selfie, I wonder

Apr 16 '14



imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there

"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"

Apr 16 '14


fact: your dick changes colours depending on your mood

Apr 16 '14


what if you gained your icons personality for a week

Apr 16 '14

(Source: heckboy)

Apr 16 '14


Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right
Apr 16 '14


The only dates i get are updates

Apr 16 '14


i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

Apr 16 '14

Ask me “have you evers!”

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)